My name is Nicole I'm bi and i like turtles.

baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

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jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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jensensations:

Dyed my hair three shades darker to better match my soul

jensensations:

Dyed my hair three shades darker to better match my soul

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ruinedchildhood:

is this seriously a picture of kel and his wife at their wedding with some fucking orange soda because i am sO FRICKIN DONE

ruinedchildhood:

is this seriously a picture of kel and his wife at their wedding with some fucking orange soda because i am sO FRICKIN DONE

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gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

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awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

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dirudo:

Bussy tight weave done right 

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harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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